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andythanfiction:

It has come to my attention that there are fully legal adults who are not familiar with this, who do not know what to do when they hear it, and indeed, were born after it came out.  

This is unacceptable.

It is irrevocably tattooed into the brain of anyone vaguely associated with Western culture who was old enough to form cognizant memories in the mid 90s.  And yes, we can all do the dance.  I guarantee you Dean Winchester can do the dance.  Bobby can do the dance.  Sherlock can do the dance.  Tony Stark has made sure all his robots can do the dance.  

And all of you over the age of 25 already know what it is before you press play.

I totally did.

http://lindentreeisle.tumblr.com/post/97695241601/imreallybad-repeat-after-me-virginity-is-a

imreallybad:

repeat after me:

  • virginity is a social construct
  • you don’t lose your virginity
  • there’s nothing valuable or precious about virginity, it’s an imaginary concept
  • virginity is inherently heterocentric
  • your worth is not defined by whether or not you’ve had a dick inside…

skutternomed:

I said I was gonna do it, and I did it! The whole watch line-up, Gravity Falls style!
Left to right, Vimes, Carrot, Angua, Detritus, Cheri, Visit, Igor, Buggy Swires, Sally, Reg Shoe, Downspout, Dorfl, Fred, Nobby.

AWESOME

skutternomed:

I said I was gonna do it, and I did it! The whole watch line-up, Gravity Falls style!

Left to right, Vimes, Carrot, Angua, Detritus, Cheri, Visit, Igor, Buggy Swires, Sally, Reg Shoe, Downspout, Dorfl, Fred, Nobby.

AWESOME

jean-luc-gohard:

The most dangerous thing society teaches boys and men, especially white boys and men, is that their emotions are objective logic and reason and that anyone who disagrees is being irrational.

cosmic-philanthropy:

tal-yadin:

myresin:

starkblackmagic:

theforecastisblue:

Sea Monsters [LDN-RDNT]

THIS IS WHY I HAVE TRUST ISSUES

This is terrifying

This is why the open sea is fucking terrifying. only beause we have no idea what kind of shit is down there and man oh man how i am not taking chances.

"There’s always a bigger fish."- Qui-Gon Jin

cosmic-philanthropy:

tal-yadin:

myresin:

starkblackmagic:

theforecastisblue:

Sea Monsters [LDN-RDNT]

THIS IS WHY I HAVE TRUST ISSUES

This is terrifying

This is why the open sea is fucking terrifying. only beause we have no idea what kind of shit is down there and man oh man how i am not taking chances.

"There’s always a bigger fish."
- Qui-Gon Jin

(Source: whalearentyouclever)

spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.

french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever

german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA

english: *shooting up in the bathroom*

gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck

polish: here have all of these consonants have fun

japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western

welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk

chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.

arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!

latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening

sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"

russian: idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it

Greek: so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit

crazy-rainbow-starr:

amberbydreams:

quirkilicious:

talikira:

wholmesianmisfit:

Who remembers

Motherfucking Scholastic

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Book

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Orders

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And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up

at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR

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I seriously miss the book fair.

Wait, you mean these don’t exist anymore?

MOTHERFUCKINGTHESE

I literally looked forward to these all year…

they still happen! and they are still GREAT.

(Source: pyralspite)

stupidoomdoodles:

then he proceeded with yelling on the phone to goku for 20 minutes about how he’s gonna be the best grandpapa who has ever thread on this side of the universe and there isn’t a damn thing he can do about it

I love everything about this.